| I'll be set once I find a damn ninja~. |
[May. 4th, 2008|10:20 pm] |
Having to explain to your mother that no, really, she does not have a prostate = LOLZ.
And she then tried to tell me that I have a lazy eye, which LMFAO WTF I DO NOT. XDXD
Of course, my mother is also the woman who thinks she is having strokes “because [her] legs hurt” and having heart attacks “because there is nothing in [her] brain.” Yes, literally, I couldn’t make this shit up. So that really kind of says it all. e_e;
(Amusing sidenote, however! For those of you who don’t know, I have/had epilepsy, but when I had roughly 48704875045 tests run because of it, nothing ever showed up in my brain except for this one little blip. I had forgotten where exactly said blip was, buuut my mother reminded me tonight and I nearly died laughing. Because, apparently, it is totally right by my left eye. Which I have been joking for ages that I was probably doomed to someday lose, considering. THANK YOU, CLAMP, FOR SOMEHOW COMPLETELY TAKING OVER MY LIFE. 8Db Ninja and bloodplay nao plzkthnx.)
Aaaaaanyway~.
I’ve been wanting to do that meme going around LJ, the one where you put your music player on shuffle, pick a pairing, and then write a drabble for them based on each song that plays within the duration of that song. And I’m going ahead and creating a playlist of songs that’d be fun for me to write to, buuuut I cannot decide what pairing(s) to do~.
So, any suggestions, darlings? :D |
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| I can only imagine what THEIR fortunes must say. |
[Apr. 1st, 2008|04:38 pm] |
[Note :: No, I did not make this up for April Fool’s.]
You know, if I know a fandom is prone to doing nothing but churning out particularly crap fics, I usually just stay away from it and spare my poor Ravenclaw eyes.
But sometimes, I want lulz, and then I go looking.
And sometimes, such as today, I am well rewarded for my efforts!
Enter quite possibly my new favourite typo in anything ever ::
"Fai was already thrashing in wonton and Kurogane trembled to remain in control, but that control snapped as they both gasped simultaneously with their release."
...so, darlings, I have to ask.
Does your otp do it in Chinese food? :3 |
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| The crazy never stops. |
[Mar. 21st, 2008|11:30 pm] |
Aha! I can has sekrit insane IJ twin nao! :O
![[info]](http://www.insanejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif) colourfly = ♥. XDXD
I really am loving it here, though~. I have a feeling I'm going to make a lot of awesome friends. :3
...I am not, however, loving the neighbourhood in which I live. XD;;
One of my neighbours is currently in prison (again!), and it is a federal offense (again!); and he is apparently facing up to ten years for holding a knife to his father because his father wouldn't give him another weapon.
Please note that SWAT teams have had to come here multiple times in the past to deal with him, as he had a pesky habit of repeatedly trying to take his mother hostage.
Sigh. XD
And you see why I am so anxious to move~!
On the bright side, though, he has an adorable kitty which I've been taking care of for a while now because...well, he doesn't. >.>;;; And since he's all busy being in prison, I suppose that makes me the kitty's unofficial owner for now since there's no one else to look after him! XD
(I've dubbed the kitty Hika, by the way, since he is orange and adorable and fluffy and it made me think of Hikaru from Ouran. :3 My two kitties that I officially own are Halo and Holly, and yes, I do indeed like alliteration.)
Hopefully crazy neighbour will actually stay in jail this time -- as I'm sure you will all learn soon enough, my life is not lacking in batshit and I certainly don't need any more to deal with. XDDD |
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