InsaneJournal

Current mood:	amused
Current music:	Jason Mraz :: I Melt With You
Entry tags:	crazy mother, i can has ninja?, why is my life clamp, you're doing it wrong

I'll be set once I find a damn ninja~.
Having to explain to your mother that no, really, she does not have a prostate = LOLZ.

And she then tried to tell me that I have a lazy eye, which LMFAO WTF I DO NOT. XDXD

Of course, my mother is also the woman who thinks she is having strokes “because [her] legs hurt” and having heart attacks “because there is nothing in [her] brain.” Yes, literally, I couldn’t make this shit up. So that really kind of says it all. e_e;

(Amusing sidenote, however! For those of you who don’t know, I have/had epilepsy, but when I had roughly 48704875045 tests run because of it, nothing ever showed up in my brain except for this one little blip. I had forgotten where exactly said blip was, buuut my mother reminded me tonight and I nearly died laughing. Because, apparently, it is totally right by my left eye. Which I have been joking for ages that I was probably doomed to someday lose, considering. THANK YOU, CLAMP, FOR SOMEHOW COMPLETELY TAKING OVER MY LIFE. 8Db Ninja and bloodplay nao plzkthnx.)

Aaaaaanyway~.

I’ve been wanting to do that meme going around LJ, the one where you put your music player on shuffle, pick a pairing, and then write a drabble for them based on each song that plays within the duration of that song. And I’m going ahead and creating a playlist of songs that’d be fun for me to write to, buuuut I cannot decide what pairing(s) to do~.

So, any suggestions, darlings? :D